Winston Churchill Banned From School History Lessons

Sir Winston Churchill, still rated as the Greatest Briton of all time,
even today, has been axed from school history lessons.


This new education plan - which also drops Hitler, Stalin, Ghandi and Martin Luther King from history lessons, was hatched by "educational advisors" who want to concentrate on more relevant issues, as they see it, namely sex, drugs, climate and GM foods.


The plan, rightly, has angered schools secretary Ed Balls who insisted that "Churchill should be taught to all pupils and I shall be taking steps to ensure that it is."