Be My (Politically Correct) Valentine.

Political correctness is going crazy in this country.

As valentine's cards are now viewed by some people as Sexual Harrassment under the Human Rights Act and British firms have been warned by a legal advisory council that unwanted cards could land them in an industrial tribunal.


To counteract future claims, a political correct valentine's card is now available.

The front of the card depicts a sinle red heart, surrounded by cupids of every gender, race, religion, marital status and relationship type.

So, there is a single mum with a pram cupid, a chav cupid, Orthodox Jew Cupid, naturalist cupid, albino cupid, and even Siamese Sikh cupids.

The message inside says:

"Please accept with no obligation my non-sexually harrassing, potentially platonic Valentine's regard as a token of my/our love, lust or friendship within a relationship that we may or may not choose to be monogamous, whilst understanding that the romantic sentiment that it signifies does in no way guarantee the success or progression of the said relationship over any length of time. The sender reserves the right to stay anonymous."